
Anyway, that's enough from me. The Lemsip is wearing off and I'm feeling all woozy again. A good episode of the Traitors! A nice below the line community! Another liveblog tomorrow at 8pm! A one in three chance that James Blunt will be murdered (in the context of this television programme)! What a time to be alive. See you all back here tomorrow.
Some good theorising in the comments at the moment. And when I say 'good' I mean 'people are agreeing with me about James Blunt being next to die'.
And that's the end of the episode. This was much more like it, wasn't it? Two banishments, a recruitment and the possible murder of James Blunt? Be still my beating heart.
This time, James advocates murdering James Blunt. And yes please just do that roll credits bey everyone.
Maya suggests murdering Bash, purely because he's the only one who suspects her. And also Bella because they're very smart. One of these people will be dead when tomorrow's episode begins. James Blunt please.
Everyone buggers off to the airport Marriott, except the traitors who get to murder someone.
But Miranda is onto Hannah! It's a war of the nice English ladies that Waitrose shoppers quite like!
Myha'la tells everyone that she was a faithful, and everyone grabs their mouths in shock. This is their first defeat, and even Julie admits that she went power mad.
So that's that. The group coalesced pretty quickly around Myha'la as a suspect, which is unfortunate for a show which traditionally tends to vote out non-white contestants pretty early. But that's a conversation for literally every opinion piece you will read for the next week.
Jerry votes MAHALA (her spelling) (See how she's wrong about everything?)
Rob votes MYHA'LA
Other people vote for other people. I can't keep up. But it looks like Myha'la is out.
Kenny votes JERRY
Maya votes JERRY. Jerry pulls a hell of a face.
Miranda votes MYHA'LA
Joanne votes JERRY
Sharon votes MYHA'LA
Myha'la and Hannah are now arguing about what happened during the mission. Hannah does some fairly expert gaslighting, making it look like Myha'la didn;t need a shield, because she's a traitor.
Joanne, an alien from Planet Wrong, says that Jerry is a traitor, wrongly. And now everyone else is piling on too.
James Acaster goes next, pointing at Michael Sheen for such a spurious reason that I can't even be bothered to type it out. Michael, in response, says nothing much. But he says it with .
Bella speaks next. They suspect Myha'la, but then Joanne (WRONGOWRONGGYWRONG) decides that Bella is being weird. Julie guns for Myha'la too.
Here we go. Myha'la begins, knowing that the heat is on her. Miranda guns for her before she can properly defend herself. This is exciting, not least because I want to see where everyone puts the apostrophe on their little blackboards.
Now for another round table. There are 15 minutes left here. Surely this won't just peter out like Friday's one.
Back to the castle for a buffet and some conspiracy theorising. Rob says he doesn't know what's going on. Joanne (ALWAYS WRONG) suspects Jerry (ALSO ALWAYS WRONG), and Miranda backs her up just to stop this whole thing from tuning into a concentrated whirlpool of wrongness.
On the way back, James Blunt reveals that his children call him 'Sir' and Ross Kemp reveals that he loves smashing doors down. Meanwhile Professor Hannah Fry decides to go full baddie on Myha'la, using all her powers to try and get her booted off.