, King Kenny and … COUNT YOUR DAYS! The audacity to murder the people’s princess, . I will be in mourning for the foreseeable.
Honestly, Miranda joining this season? We LOVE to see it. We haven’t had enough of her on our screens lately, and this series has been the perfect reminder of exactly why she’s an absolute ICON! Her heartfelt words about how the game has brought her connection, laughter and genuine joy really hit home. Because, yes, is all about the lies, but underneath all the drama, there’s something so much more wholesome at its core: making beautiful connections and just having great ‘crack’ with your pals. I don’t even know if I can bring myself to watch the remaining two episodes without her, in the spirit of Miranda: ‘No, absolutely not. Bottoms!’
I’m calling it now! Maya and Kenny will win; James A will be fed to the lions very soon…
The remaining Traitors are standing on business, mothering the turret, and slaying the house down boots! Like, what do you mean not one Faithful suspects them? I’m deaddd. The way the Faithfuls are scrapping with each other and then voting for James, Maya and Kenny to have access to the superpower (which we now know is the Dagger) is honestly the funniest thing I think I’ve witnessed. You literally could not write this! Are the Faithfuls under a spell where they can’t mention any of the Traitors throughout the game? Because WTF? With not many players left, the Faithfuls should be suspicious of everybody, but clearly, in this case, they’re a lost cause. I think it’s pretty clear: the Traitors are winning this year. I’m calling it now! Maya and Kenny will win; James A will be fed to the lions very soon…
Joanne McNally is constantly cracking me up; I literally never know what’s going to come out of her mouth
My girl Leigh-Anne cannot catch a break. You lot are suspecting her of giving us the best clip of the whole season with her and Big Mix, all because she wanted to touch up her lip gloss. Like, OMG, let my girl resttttt. However, Leigh-Anne, from one Faithful to another… why are we turning up to breakfast in a Cruella-looking red glove number? Like, baby girl, no. You might as well write, “I AM A TRAITOR,” on your forehead.
Joanne McNally is constantly cracking me up; I literally never know what’s going to come out of her mouth. Loose cannon AF! There is being a chaotic Faithful, and then there is being Joanne McNally. She likely isn’t going to win because of her many slip-ups, but I’d be surprised if she clings on until the final. Poor Sharon has had it up to here with these idiot Faithfuls, and honestly, I don’t blame her. I get her pitch at the roundtable because ain’t nobody like a beg! I remember how it feels when you know people are voting for you: the ground swallows you up, and then you just go into IDGAF mode.
I’m slightly confused about why the producers have decided to end episode eight with Kenny holding his Dagger between Sharon and Joanne. It feels anticlimactic, considering it’s more than likely that Kenny is going to stick to his vote and vote Sharon out. Why would he change? That would be hella suspicious.
Special shoutout to our fallen soldiers, Ross Kemp and Jerry Hall, who we lost
I also cannot believe there are two tangible theories connected to Maya, but no one has really given them much thought. She was in the library with Ross, and Miranda clocked her moving during the mission. But I guess she really is just that girl.
Special shoutout to our fallen soldiers, Ross Kemp and Jerry Hall, who we lost. The irony of Ross being murdered in plain sight when he was petrified at the beginning, with Bella Ramsey placing the hat on him and Leigh-Anne stroking him. Hahahah! Poor bloke has had it rough in there. And Jerry, the UK loves you! Can I adopt you as my third grandma, please? Thank you! Head in the clouds, but girl, you are an icon!!
With the final looming, I think it’s safe to say the Traitors have won, but I bet there are a few more twists up the producers’ sleeves, so who knows? Maya Jama deserves the win, but will she manage? I guess we’ll find out next week. See you then xx
The Celebrity Traitors airs Thursday and Friday evenings on BBC One and .